The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
Sometimes, from your backside.
Unlock the ancient wisdom hidden in your wind. Record, analyze, and receive mystical fortunes from the sacred sounds of your soul's release.
The Sacred Ritual
1
Record Your Offering
Hold your device's microphone close and release your gaseous prophecy into the digital ether.
2
The Oracle Analyzes
Our ancient gas mystics decode the acoustic patterns, volume, and resonance of your sacred emission.
3
Receive Your Fart-une
Get a dramatic reading complete with personality analysis, past life revelation, and mystical artwork.
The World's First Flatulence Fortune Readings
Personality traits, past lives, career advice & oracle prophecies
Mystical F-Artwork
One-of-one (non-repeating) sacred art based on your unique emanations
6 Wind Legend Voices
Dramatic text-to-speech characters read your fortune aloud
Share Your Wind Globally
Social fart fortune sharing cards to spread the mystical wisdom
Features
- One-tap recording with automatic analysis
- AI-powered fortune generation
- Stunning mystical artwork for each reading
- Save and revisit your sacred readings
- Works with farts, burps, or any creative sounds
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One-time purchase · Unlimited fart readings forever
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Every Reading Reveals
- Your Fortune Sign — Which cosmic symbol does your wind embody?
- Hidden Personality Traits — What does your gas say about who you really are?
- Echoes from Past Lives — Glimpse the souls you once were
- Professional Destiny — Your true career calling, revealed by your rear
- Lucky Elements — Colors, numbers, and spirit animals aligned with your essence
- The Oracle Speaks — A sacred prophecy just for you