FartGuru FART GURU

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
Sometimes, from your backside.

Unlock the ancient wisdom hidden in your wind. Record, analyze, and receive mystical fortunes from the sacred sounds of your soul's release.

The Sacred Ritual

1

Record Your Offering

Hold your device's microphone close and release your gaseous prophecy into the digital ether.

2

The Oracle Analyzes

Our ancient gas mystics decode the acoustic patterns, volume, and resonance of your sacred emission.

3

Receive Your Fart-une

Get a dramatic reading complete with personality analysis, past life revelation, and mystical artwork.

The World's First Flatulence Fortune Readings
Personality traits, past lives, career advice & oracle prophecies
Mystical F-Artwork
One-of-one (non-repeating) sacred art based on your unique emanations
6 Wind Legend Voices
Dramatic text-to-speech characters read your fortune aloud
Share Your Wind Globally
Social fart fortune sharing cards to spread the mystical wisdom

Features

First Fart Reading FREE
or
$2.99
One-time purchase · Unlimited fart readings forever
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